My name is Courtney.
I live in Minneapolis.
My weekend was filled with little more than watching reruns of Cheers and lying about, which I admit may not be the highest and best use of my time, but whatever, I’m an adult, I can do what I want. Anyway, the good news is all of that hard work paid off and now we have this screencap of Sam Malone talking to, what appears to be, a pony wearing a pirate costume. Happy Monday.
This is Dr. Frasier W. Crane, M.D., Ph.D., A.P.A. He is a Harvard and Oxford University graduate, he is a Rhodes Scholar, and he speaks nearly every spoken language fluently. He is also wearing a cardigan sweater with Yogi Bear playing golf on it while singing karaoke, AND NO ONE EVEN MENTIONED IT OR MADE A JOKE ABOUT IT. I don’t get this episode of Cheers at all.
Imagined internal dialogues from season 6 of “Cheers.”
Bebe Neuwirth: Jesus Christ, I went to Julliard for this shit? Fuck, I just won a Tony Award…like, two weeks ago!
Kelsey Grammer: *Loud circus music*