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Chris Jeon, 21, doesn’t really fit in among the rebels. Reporters found the American kid in the middle of the Libyan desert, wearing a basketball jersey and converse sneakers. One of the rebels handed him an AK-47 and after toying with the safety, Jeon fired a couple of rounds in the air. Jeon, a math major at the University of California, Los Angeles, doesn’t speak Arabic and he also knows little of warfare.
WHOA WHOA WHOA…hang on here, I have a few questions about this whole thing:
- Wait, what?
- Why?
- Huh?
- I’m sorry, I’m still not clear on this. What is happening?
- Aren’t UCLA math majors supposed to be reasonably intelligent?
- What is the square root of this guy’s IQ? (My estimate: 7)
- Does he know they aren’t just playing paintball?
- Who shows up for a revolution without their own AK-47? That’s bush league.
- Does he know the difference between a land mine and one of those Simon Says games?
- Is there an asshole tax when/if he comes back through customs?
- Who is going accept his 2012 Darwin Award on his behalf?
