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This is the entirety of a text message I just received, from a number I don’t know, with no context at all. My Saturday night is going pretty well.

This is the entirety of a text message I just received, from a number I don’t know, with no context at all. My Saturday night is going pretty well.

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  1. lordzalzabar reblogged this from footagenotfound
  2. stupidswampwitch said: Despite carrying this at my store, that message was not from me. OR WAS IT?! it wasn’t.
  3. suchacard said: kinkkyyyyyy
  4. crackinwise said: What, no fist? Weak
  5. maegandawn reblogged this from footagenotfound and added:
    Many years ago, I worked in an adult store in Toronto called AOV. We carried a product called “The Hand Of Adonis” and...
  6. seauxphie said: "is that a hunger games salute dildo?" is my thought as i close this tab for good.
  7. wraparoundcurl said: do you reply?
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