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White People Observing Black History Month
I’m so glad things like Facebook and Twitter exist, because it has given assholes everywhere a megaphone to broadcast their terribleness. So in that spirit I present to you the:
Top Ten Things Racists (who honestly don’t believe they are racists) Will Say During Black History Month:
- Why is there no white history month?
- Obama is the president. Racism isn’t a thing.
- If there are black colleges, why aren’t we allowed to have white colleges?
- Why is the NAACP okay? Where is the National Association for the Advancement of White People?
- I’m not racist but, [something totally racist].
- Where is our affirmative action?
- I can’t be racist, I love Azealia Banks!
- Clarence Thomas is awesome.
- Why is it okay for a black person to use the n-word but I can’t?
- I’m allowed to say [something painfully racist], I have black friends.