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Footage Not Found My name is Courtney.

I live in Minneapolis.

How is everyone’s day going? Good? Yeah? Did you go to church and do whatever you are supposed to do when Lent starts happening to us? I did something sort of like that. I woke up at about 5am, turned on the TV, and discovered a channel I did not know I had. The MGM channel, which I’m guessing is a movie channel that only shows movies from MGM Studios, was showing “To Live in Die in LA.” It had never occurred to me to watch this movie, but 90 seconds into the opening credits this happened, which was WAY more than enough to convince me to watch. That font + Cash money + Wang Chung = Auto watch. I’d probably watch 2 hours of “Faces of Death” if this was the opening credits.
For the record, the movie was really good, Wang Chung definitely Wang Chunged the soundtrack, and I was 2.5 hours late for work. This is going to be the best Lent since Josh Hartnett made that movie about giving up boobs for Lent which I’m pretty sure Pope John Paul declared the official movie of Lent 2002. Am I remembering that wrong? Whatever, enjoy your fish sandwiches.

How is everyone’s day going? Good? Yeah? Did you go to church and do whatever you are supposed to do when Lent starts happening to us? I did something sort of like that. I woke up at about 5am, turned on the TV, and discovered a channel I did not know I had. The MGM channel, which I’m guessing is a movie channel that only shows movies from MGM Studios, was showing “To Live in Die in LA.” It had never occurred to me to watch this movie, but 90 seconds into the opening credits this happened, which was WAY more than enough to convince me to watch. That font + Cash money + Wang Chung = Auto watch. I’d probably watch 2 hours of “Faces of Death” if this was the opening credits.

For the record, the movie was really good, Wang Chung definitely Wang Chunged the soundtrack, and I was 2.5 hours late for work. This is going to be the best Lent since Josh Hartnett made that movie about giving up boobs for Lent which I’m pretty sure Pope John Paul declared the official movie of Lent 2002. Am I remembering that wrong? Whatever, enjoy your fish sandwiches.

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  2. monkeypuppet said: 2.5 hours late for work :D
  3. cokedupjesus said: It’s very awesome. Looks like I know what I’m watching tonight with a bowl of beefaroni, pantsless.
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