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Footage Not Found My name is Courtney.

I live in Minneapolis.

Alinea, a restaurant for douchebags who live in Chicago, is now serving edible helium balloons! That’s right, instead of ordering a nice slab of cheesecake for dessert, you can now order a balloon filled with a wonderful, tasteless, odorless, culinarily-ridiculous helium gas instead. There is no way you can tell me that some people don’t have too much money. Case rested. 

Alinea, a restaurant for douchebags who live in Chicago, is now serving edible helium balloons! That’s right, instead of ordering a nice slab of cheesecake for dessert, you can now order a balloon filled with a wonderful, tasteless, odorless, culinarily-ridiculous helium gas instead. There is no way you can tell me that some people don’t have too much money. Case rested. 

Posted February 21, 2012 at 1:29 pm 17 notes

#Helium is the finest tasting of the noble gases and only barbarians believe otherwise

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  2. dover said: Thank you for saying what the rest of us are all thinking!
  3. monkeypuppet said: You know, I really love to be taken to a nice restaurant by a well dressed gentleman, eat a lovely meal, and then finish by watching him try to eat a balloon from across the table.
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