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Ha-cha-cha, it is Friday and I can’t think of a better way to celebrate than by looking at a collection of pictures of the original Franklin & Bash style bros, minus the law talking but with an extra large steaming pile of Ian Ziering. What am I talking about? Nothing. Just look at these ten pictures of Steve and Brandon being terminally hip, circa 1990, they are awesome.
- Ladies? LADIES? Can I interest any of you in a guy wearing some Dockers shorts and a blazer? No? How about some guy who totally over denimed the party? Still no? You guys are buttholes.
- This is just a good picture of Steve Sanders balls. Look closely, you can probably see an outilne of his tip too.
- Topless Steve Sanders you say? WEEEELLLLCOME.
- I don’t know, I just think everything that is happening in this pic is awesome. From the hat Brandon obviously stole from Samuel L. Jackson, to the purple mock-turtleneck Steve is wearing, you can tell these bros came to party rock. And to try to plow Kelly Taylor.
- Steve and Brandon made a baby. This is way better than that time Andrea made a baby and just refused to leave the show.
- I have no fucking idea who or what dressed Brandon here, but I’m guessing the Fly Girls from “In Living Color” probably had at least a little something to do with it.
- Nothing says sexy like showing up to the ballpark in a cut off tank top and some snug fitting sweatpants. Steve’s game is tight. So is the cock ring he most likely wearing.
- I just like this picture. Those fitting room doors are so clever! I’m going to install some in my bedroom so I can make this joke every morning! 9021-LOLZ! Nailed it.
- Hey, the bros are back at the ball field and this time Steve has gone with tight tank top and a Raiders cap. I think he thinks he is Eazy-E. Adorable. Happy Black History Month.
- Well, I mean, c’mon. Pirate Steve? Probably my 4th favorite kind of Steve. My top 3 faves are anytime he cries. It is delightful to watch a 40-year-old man, playing a 17-year-old boy, crying about getting dumped/having his car stolen/finding out he is adopted and his biological mom didn’t love him. ACTING!
And that is what passed for awesome in 1990. It was a terrible time to be alive. Have a great weekend, jerks.
