My name is Courtney.
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"I am totally on the phone with Courtney Stodden's Mom right now."
Asked by kinseyschofield
JESUS FUCKSPATULA CHRIST, PATCH ME IN!! Please ask her the following questions:
- Why?
- Have Courtney and Doug ever engaged in coitus? If so, did she witness the act?
- What color is the sky in her world?
- If Courtney could be any kind of tree, what kind of tree would she be?
- Would Courtney mind if Boy Courtney (Me) came and hung out for a weekend so I can see this giant bowl of chocolate she recently dipped herself in.
- Are her boobs rilly rill? Like, super rill?
- Can you please produce a long form birth certificate?
- What kind of moisturizer is Courtney using?
- Why does she wear that metal ring thing around her bicep?
- How much viagra does Doug consume on a weekly basis? I assume he needs viagra for semi-weekly shower masturbation sessions.
If you decide not to ask any of these questions, at least say “Hi” for me.
