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How to Identify a Missile
As a public service for peace officers of the United States, I have put together this brief primer on how to identify a missile.
Yup, that is a missile.
Not a missile.
Big time missile.
Not a pile of tiny little missiles.
Holy shit, that is a lot of missiles.
OK, this was a bomb, but it still isn’t a missile.
And there you have it, a handy guide to spotting the difference between a giant rocket propelled flying metal tube that is designed to murder hundreds of people in one shot, and a box filled with fun little pieces of shiny mylar used to celebrate birthdays and gay rights. Now, get back out there and serve and protect those defenseless Republican presidential candidates.
