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Footage Not Found My name is Courtney.

I live in Minneapolis.

I have a friend who sells property and casualty insurance for a large national insurance company. Because he is licensed to sell insurance in all 50 states, he gets a lot of emails from various insurance groups, inviting him to attend conferences, awards banquets, etc. This is an actual email he received a few days ago inviting him to nominate someone for an award in tornado preparedness, or some such thing. He obviously deleted it without reading it because, what? Anyway, this morning he received a second email from this group apologizing for the email they had sent out earlier. Naturally, this caused him to go into his deleted items folder to read the email they were apologizing for. This is a screen shot of the actual email. I’ll wait here while you try to identify the offensive part of the email. 

I have a friend who sells property and casualty insurance for a large national insurance company. Because he is licensed to sell insurance in all 50 states, he gets a lot of emails from various insurance groups, inviting him to attend conferences, awards banquets, etc. This is an actual email he received a few days ago inviting him to nominate someone for an award in tornado preparedness, or some such thing. He obviously deleted it without reading it because, what? Anyway, this morning he received a second email from this group apologizing for the email they had sent out earlier. Naturally, this caused him to go into his deleted items folder to read the email they were apologizing for. This is a screen shot of the actual email. I’ll wait here while you try to identify the offensive part of the email. 

Posted February 10, 2012 at 12:57 pm 16 notes

#Important emails#no seriously

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  1. i-vehearditbothways reblogged this from footagenotfound
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  3. crackinwise said: AHAHAHAHA. I was preparing to read each word carefully for an unfortunate typo, and even eyed the graphic designs on the right. It’s rare that i double-take my computer.
  4. sweetvirginiabreeze said: no way!
  5. shamalam reblogged this from footagenotfound and added:
    make room on my mantel...insurance commissioner’s award.
  6. give-me-valentines said: Skeptical.
  7. xlivvielockex said: I would think smaller tits would be better for tornado preparedness. More compact.
  8. monkeypuppet said: NUH-UH!!!
  9. lanthorn said: They should never have to apologize for that award.
  10. whiskeyandbacon reblogged this from footagenotfound and added:
    Yay commissioner’s award!
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