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8 Things Larry the Cable Guy Owes Us An Apology For

8. Unironically titling something, “The Best of Larry the Cable Guy.”

7. Ruining The History Channel.

6. For releasing ”Git-R-Done.” In Blu-ray no less. 
5. Forcing us to side with Team Heartburn.

4. Ruining Christmas forever. 
3. Presenting a clear and present danger to our food supply.
2. Whatever the fuck this is, which I guess is available for purchase HERE.
1. Just everything, really.