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I live in Minneapolis.

A couple of things: This exists. And yes, I did just order a copy of it from Amazon, so you guys can look forward to a very important and very lengthy review of this thing. Genre: Inspiring, Tearjerker. Okay, sure. Fine! Super even. But they totally left out “Unitentionally hilarious.” I hate when things aren’t categorized correctly. I already wish this movie was a hip-hopera. Isn’t BAG just a cutie? He is because Lifetime told me his is! Hooray! Finding a baby on your step is totally a (surprise!) especially if you are a rocker…but not if you are a hair stylist. I hear that shit happens to those people all of the time.  Same with accountants. Holy shit I hope BAG is singing and dancing in this movie. He has to be right? I hope he isn’t too much of a rocker because I love hip-hopper BAG and hearing him cover Pantera would be unfortunate for everyone involved. Mom skips town, and Lifetime is just gleeful that dad is going to be the one dealing with diapers because men are the worst and they never do anything to help out with their progeny. Feminism?

A couple of things:

  1. This exists. And yes, I did just order a copy of it from Amazon, so you guys can look forward to a very important and very lengthy review of this thing.
  2. Genre: Inspiring, Tearjerker. Okay, sure. Fine! Super even. But they totally left out “Unitentionally hilarious.” I hate when things aren’t categorized correctly.
  3. I already wish this movie was a hip-hopera.
  4. Isn’t BAG just a cutie? He is because Lifetime told me his is! Hooray!
  5. Finding a baby on your step is totally a (surprise!) especially if you are a rocker…but not if you are a hair stylist. I hear that shit happens to those people all of the time.  Same with accountants.
  6. Holy shit I hope BAG is singing and dancing in this movie. He has to be right? I hope he isn’t too much of a rocker because I love hip-hopper BAG and hearing him cover Pantera would be unfortunate for everyone involved.
  7. Mom skips town, and Lifetime is just gleeful that dad is going to be the one dealing with diapers because men are the worst and they never do anything to help out with their progeny.
  8. Feminism?

Posted October 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm 23 notes

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  1. twinbinge reblogged this from footagenotfound and added:
    Another important archive...Mother Gussie’s life lessons. If
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  3. davidsilver reblogged this from footagenotfound and added:
    Oh my GOOOOOOOODDDD, CAN...COME OVER AND WATCH IT? It’s fine
  4. duckieoverblane said: dude! we watched this movie in health class in 7th grade! my teacher must have recorded it off her TV. holy flashbacks
  5. hangingonyourwords said: I got this from netflix sometime last year and the only thing I remember about it is that it was terrible. I totally can’t wait for your review.
  6. silentwilight said: I totally remember this! I cant wait for your review! He’s such a rocker. And Nicole Tom leaves the baby with him and then his mom and new girlfriend help him out lol obviously he cant be an unwed father by himself
  7. bricksandmortarandchewinggum said: I demand screen caps.
  8. bujnik said: I’ve seen that. It sucked.
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