February 2012
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American Presidential Trivia*
Grover Cleveland, when asked which country he’d like to see diplomatic ties strengthened with during his first term in office, he replied, “Ham hocks.” He ran for his second, non-consecutive term, in office on the platform of, “Second lunches for all!” He won in a landslide but never delivered on his promise, instead consuming everyone else’s second lunches...
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White People Observing Black History Month
I’m so glad things like Facebook and Twitter exist, because it has given assholes everywhere a megaphone to broadcast their terribleness. So in that spirit I present to you the:
Top Ten Things Racists (who honestly don’t believe they are racists) Will Say During Black History Month:
Why is there no white history month?
Obama is the president. Racism isn’t a thing.
If there...
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kbjb:
Notorious B.I.G. - “Going Back to Cali”...
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“This bitch had it all.”
– Patricia Laurans, the judge who picked Cinders, a wire-haired dachshund, the winner in the hound group at The Westminster Kennel Club 136th Annual Dog Show. (via NY Times, n-doy)
kinseyschofield asked: I am totally on the phone with Courtney Stodden's Mom right now.
Anonymous asked: Hey asshole, she says horrorscope. Buy the fucking dvd's and turn the commentary on. Fuck. Happy valentines day.
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How to Identify a Missile
As a public service for peace officers of the United States, I have put together this brief primer on how to identify a missile.
Yup, that is a missile.
Not a missile.
Big time missile.
Not a pile of tiny little missiles.
Holy shit, that is a lot of missiles.
OK, this was a bomb, but it still isn’t a missile.
And there you have it, a handy guide to spotting the difference...
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Important 20th Anniversary
Did I miss the Grammy’s tribute to the 20th anniversary of Zack Attack?
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Embarrassing Confession of the Day:
One time, about 5 years ago, I almost bought a Zoo York t-shirt.
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monkeypuppet asked: You say your trips to Fargo were the third and fourth dumbest things you've ever done. I entreat you to share your first and second.
